Before giving head to females make sure that the girl dosnt have a cock to give head to...
Personaly before jumping into bed i strongly suggest to double check that the force of your jump wont break the bed with her on it.....
Second... if you can actuly jump into a bed you wouldnt need to pleasure her with sex as the sight of a you jumping though many blankets and a mattress would be enough to get any normel person overwhelmed with excitment.
Now you may be thinking "i get the guitar and sing to her now right" WRONG! clap your hands or something.. and if she looks at you shes not deff, so you better put that guitar down.
However if she looks at you strange when had your guitar... drop it because shes not blind either but to be on the safe side throw a ball at her and if she cant catch it, shes either blind or armless, you might try the same trick with a soccer ball to see if she has any legs or something...
Either way if shes passed all the tests so far so good congratulations you have a reletivly functional human/female in your bed.
But this is also a dilemma as A) the rhohipnol hasnt kicked in, or B) you forgot the rhohipnol or c) you drank the rhohipnol... in which any case youl wake up pregnate and in a dumpster.. it just gets bad from then on... somethig like total recal but worse, if you ever see some dude with a baby in his chest just dont be freaked out if his a pedophile or some whacko with masking tape and glue.
If all else fails put some peanut butter on her mutt and let the dog eat her out ^_^ Enjoy!

- Epi !!